i couldn’t resist. it had to be done.
Loki does what he wants
HHAHAHA
You Crying
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favorite movies of all time » Mean girls (2004)
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.”
#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield
#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
never get tired of this
